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Darth Disney?

Darth DisneyThe takeover of Star Wars by Disney has many fans fearful for the future of the franchise.  Star Wars has a strong following over many generations of fans.  Even with Jar Jar Binks, a sappy unbelievable love story sub-plot and killing off the Jedi, the franchise stands strong.

Disney has a great track record with the Marvel franchise and many other beloved characters, but sci-fi fans stand in a category by themselves.  They don’t want their story lines drifting off center.  Don’t believe me?  Star Trek Enterprise anyone?  What killed that story was the radical shift from the known Star Trek universe.  Don’t play with my backstory.

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For every Comic fan who didn’t like the ending of their super hero movie, this site re-imagines what should have happened.  While I admire and like the site, Avengers really could not have ended better.

Identity CrisisWell, if you have nothing to do, go on over to Google, login as yourself and click this link;

Who Am I?

You might be surprised to find out how Google views you as opposed to who you really are.  According to Google, I am a 25-34 year old male (see stats below).  This may shock and amaze many people, mostly, my parents, siblings, daughter and granddaughter who know me as a well over 35 year old FEMALE.  Google, you got some ‘splaining to do.

Arts & Entertainment
Arts & Entertainment – Comics & Animation
Arts & Entertainment – Comics & Animation – Comics
Arts & Entertainment – Movies – Action & Adventure Films – Superhero Films
Computers & Electronics – Consumer Electronics
Computers & Electronics – Software – Multimedia Software – Desktop Publishing – Fonts
Computers & Electronics – Software – Multimedia Software – Photo & Video Software
Computers & Electronics – Software – Software Utilities
Hobbies & Leisure – Special Occasions – Weddings
Your demographics
We infer your age and gender based on the websites you’ve visited.
Age: 25-34
Gender: Male

Thanks to Little Huss on the Prarie for the great laugh.

iPhoneWell, this video just shows that a low employment rate for Geeks is dangerous.  The combination of actors, video editing and scripting is outrageously funny.  I think we now have a new phrase coined into the language; Siri Abuse.  Definition; when your spouse or other family member abuses you using Siri.  Poor Siri, what is the world coming to when an application can’t just be the helpful tool it was designed to be?

Now admit it, you all knew this was coming.  As soon as a super-intuitive digital assistant came along, it was just asking to be used for evil.  After all, haven’t we spent the last 60+ years making movies about technology running amok?  Every helpful invention ever created has been bastardized eventually by someone, somewhere.  So now Siri has to suffer for the good of all mankind.

Sorry Siri, its enough to make an artificial intelligence want to take over the world.

social mediaIt was all so innocent.  The internet was a bright, shiny new toy waiting to be unwrapped with the first sprinkle of snow on a Christmas morning.

I opened a Yahoo e-mail account.  There my friends could send me the jokes we could not share at work.  Slightly naughty, but fun limericks, rhymes and – gasp! cartoons.  I was in.  Along came iVillage, iWon and others who offered your own web page, discounts and fun prizes.  I was intrigued.

Suddenly, there was MySpace.  I turned up my nose like the cute girl at the bar.  I could not be enticed or impressed.  I had my favorites.  Still, there was the pull of the crowd, but I resisted on principal, “that’s for kids”, I said.

I made do with Reunion.com and Classmates.com to hook up with old school friends.  But something was missing.  I succumbed to MySpace.

And then I spotted the bright sparkly strip that was Facebook.  An old friend invited me and I accepted.  Other friends found me and invited me to free games.  What harm could there be?  Ha, Ha.

From one game to 20, in no time flat with a friend list topping 600 and unable to keep up with the gift requests and quests, I soon began to feel the stress.  Then the privacy issues, Augghhh!  I opened another page, just for family and close friends.  I removed personal info from the gaming page and closed ranks on the family page.

Uh oh. I started a business.  Can’t post on gaming page and don’t want to limit like the family page.  I opened another.  Starting a business forced me to LinkedIn and Twitter.  No self-respecting business would be without these.  Now, what to Tweet?

Start a blog.  Ok, simple.  Uh, no.  Blogs need an identity, and I had too many.

Continued next week.

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